“Hey Ginny, do you remember on our sixth date how I said I was looking for a relationship? And your eyes lit up in a way that you probably think is adorable but I actually think is sociopathic? I should have been more clear — I meant I was looking for a relationship with someone I like. I never should have given you the impression that this was going anywhere.”

Totally takes the cake!
I do sympathise — this one would’ve been a great learning tool as well. It teaches you that to trap/kidnap/enamour a guy, your eyes need to remove the genuine sociopathic-ness, and have a fake nonchalance.

What can you possibly learn from an asshole ghosting!?
People really need to be more inclined to teaching each other.