My friend recently went through this phase and OMG its so accurate how you’ve listed the steps in exactly the same order!

It’s really annoying for the friends for a ghostee to console them for the lack of closure this brings. Wonder if there’s a better alternative to mindless ice cream binges and Grey’s Anatomy repeats.

By the way, I recently wrote about being challenged on the ideals of millenial dating rituals. I think you might find it an interesting read.